The new MassDOT safety sign slogans have been announced. Boston Magazine has the winning catchphrases, as well as a list of ones that didn't make the cut ("Don't Point With Yah Middle Fingah" was robbed!)

Two of the three messages, "Put Down the Phone. Your LOLs and OMGs Can Wait" and "Keep Calm and Drive On," are objectively retahded, but the third ... well?

"Make Yah Ma Proud, Wear Yah Seatbelt."

It's perfect in every way.